Well played, sir.
2. Driving through dimly lit tunnels. I feel inexplicably cool - sort of like that girl from the 2003 Mitsubishi Eclipse commercial. Note to self: MUST BUY KANGOL HAT.
3. The way a lime wedge classes up a drink. I don't care of you're drinking Mad Dog 20/20. Throw a lime wedge in there and you're on your way to high society.
4. Poking Mr. B in the "chimple" (chin dimple). It's fun and addictive. He finds it irritating. He's so selfish.
5. Chewing Skittles until they turn into pure sugar. Try it some time, it's like a science experiment! I should mention that I rarely eat candy (with the exception of chocolate, which is good for you), but when I do, I eat Skittles. Stay sugary, my friends. Ok, that was pretty weak. I'll just stop here.